If you are offended in any way by this article, I am sorry. You need to be willing to let the truth be the truth however and accept it despite your having been misled previously. I had to, once I took the time to think about it. If you agree with everything that I say then you too are a real man, like my guys.
I am sure you all can recall the many carnival day parades over the years. When I watch I usually make a note of the various versions of the costumes that are worn by the revelers. I always wondered why some of the guys wore shorts while others were willing to let it all hang out in their drawers on the road. Well I recently found out thanks to my guys…..the fact is that real men wear drawers.
Being guys they did not explain to me so I had to figure it all out by myself. First I had to ask myself who is a real man? That was an easy question for me to answer…..I have the good fortune to know a ‘real good man’. But wait a minute! Is ‘a real man’ the same as ‘a real good man’? No, it couldn’t be. A ‘real good man’ is even better than a ‘real man’ because he is real and good. So lucky me I have the best of both worlds.
But I digress. Now that I have cleared up what a real man looks like I had to test the hypothesis. Do real men really wear drawers? I have to conclude that yeah, they do. After-all I have the evidence to prove it. Since I have proven the hypothesis I have now to reflect on the many parades I have seen on the road over the years and re-examine them from a new perspective. Now that I think back, it is clear that the drawers do differentiate the men from the boys on the road.
And then it hit me. The ‘real good man’ that I used to base my entire argument on wears shorts on the road. My theory is blown. My guys cannot be right…..Ah but I forget….I have a ‘real good man’ and maybe they wear shorts while the ‘real men’ wear drawers. Here is what I think. My ‘real good man’ should wear some drawers on the road this year so that there is absolutely no confusion.
So women, here is your measuring stick….when you choosing someone to jam with on the road….look out for some drawers …..in them you will find the real men. Just so you know waiting for every ‘real man’ and ‘real good man’ is a real woman so the drawers come off….
